I want to see an argument between Enjolras and Jack Kelly and I want it now!!!

  • Jack: All right, get in your places, Newsies!!!
  • Enjolras: *singing voice* Hold on, what is this you're doing?
  • Jack: Um.......... we're striking for what's right.
  • Enjolras: You mean revolutionizing!!!
  • Jack: Yeah, sure. Anyways, come on, Newsies! Pullitzer ain't got nothin' on us! *counts* Five! Six! Seven! Ei-
  • Enjolras: * Interrupts* Wait, are you dancing?
  • Jack: Yeah, that's how we do revolutions in New York.
  • Enjolras: That is not the way to do so, I do not doubt you mean it well. But what you really need is a barricade!
  • Jack: A what?
  • Enjolras: Here, I'll build you one. *Approaches Crutchie and grabs his crutch* I need to borrow this.
  • Crutchie: Ahhh! *falls to the ground* Hey! I need that!
  • Jack: Hey! You can't do that to Crutchie! We don't strike like that! We strike by dancing.
  • Enjolras: No, you strike by barricading!
  • Jack: Dancing!
  • Enjolras: Barricading!
  • Jack: Dancing!
  • Enjolras: Barricading!
  • Jack: You idiot!
  • Enjolras: You american.
  • Jack: Schoolboy!
  • *insert brawl here*

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